Phallimeter (Pecker Measure Conversion System)
$12.95
Introducing the one and only Phallimeter Pecker Measure Conversion System! This 13 inch x 2 inch aluminum "ruler" has two measuring systems on the front. On the top is "What he says" which has 18 inches in the length of 12 actual inches. The bottom shows "What she thinks" which has only 6 inches spanning the 12 inch length. And on the back is an actual 12 inch ruler split into 2-inch segments demonstrating what she will say based on actual penis size.
Inches:
0-2 = Where is it?
2-4 = Well, it's kinda cute.
4-6 = Can you work it?
6-8 = C'mere studmuffin!
8-10 = Are you a porn star?
10+ = Oh hell no!!!
This is a great gift for a bachelor or bachelorette party, a birthday, the Dirty Santa game, or just as a gag gift! You can even personalize it for the person to make sure they know you were thinking of them when you got it!
Details:
- Made of aluminum so it will never rust
- High gloss UV-PRO coating resists fading
- Non-embossed
- 100% made in the USA
If personalizing, please include the name you want printed when you checkout.
Shipping from United States
Processing time
1-3 business days
Estimated shipping times
- North America : 1 - 3 business days
I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.
Customs and import taxes
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
Payment Options
Returns & Exchanges
I gladly accept returns, exchanges, and cancellations
Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery
Conditions of return
Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.
Questions about your order?
Please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
Reviews (6)
Average:
Dec 7, 2023
Was perfect for measuring my tiny penis! Great gift for sph lovers!
Nick
Nov 6, 2023
Item exactly as described. Truly hilarious item
Tim Bryant
Apr 9, 2023
JMSChandler AZ
Nov 26, 2022
Arianna
Apr 2, 2022
Easy transaction; careful packaging; fast shipping.
Beth C-H